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First post is always roughest I'm guessin'. It's like, I gotta stir up some kinda groove so ya'll got incentive to check frequent, coz dang I intend on postin' up constant-ish, ya'know? Bookmark this slut, make it a part of your day. I promise my shit's sweet like woah.

I had watermelon for breakfast. There was no milk for Smart Start, so after being up 'n about for a hot minute I had a moment of lawd dang it. You know how it is, you believe so hard you got milk, and go for a bowl of some cereal--Hold up, a word on cereal. Fuck sugary cereal.--and when you open the fridge you realize "O shit I don't have what I need"

That's how I kick started my morn. Then off to the cheapass gas spot. Capitalist as fuck how it works, you shop at a grocery store enough, you get decent gas price, but it's not like some kinda discount store like Marc's. Heck no, it's lawddamn Giant Eagle. Darn those tricky bastardos.

I work at a hotel with my brah Steve. It gets silly up here, you'll hear about it. Recent shenanigans had something to do with a business ran entirely by minorities who employs minorities like some kind of bad black TV show on Nick at Night. You know how it is, the entire cast, even the extras, are black. Except for the random white Janitor. What the dick is that about even? Lawd 1/2 mercy..So the super black villains up at the hotel got the boot today, fools had to skidoo right quick and we thank the lawd for that cleaned up mess. I swear people like that exist in bad books written by Ayn Rand or some shit.

Man I need to get sauced.