Dang the day

People like this should probably not exist.

I had an apple thrown at me.

Who throws an apple? Geez guys. Villains.

I was moseyin' round the hotel and I passed an open door to a room with a dog in it. A lil beast of a pup too, dang. He's huge shit. So, some guest is walkin' his pooch, and you know epic timing and all, I'm passin by this open door, dudeman is passin' me up and fucking WHAM this huge dog just runs up and attacks the other dog, nearly knocked my ass over. I was all tired too. If I had an apple I would've thrown it. I need some explosive apples. I'd be the best super villain ever. The best ever.



Tomorrow:

1. Get pooge
2. Get sauce
3. ?????????
4. PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Maybe some halo, if the profits are large enough.


Then maybe throw an apple or two, we'll see how it goes. Fuckin' ey.