Because Internet

8:09:39 PM atheftthrunotion: fuckin nerds on gamespot's website. i watch a video clip for the new transformers game, and the video had megan fox talking about her role in the game, and all the responses to the video consist of how hot she is, and barely anything about the game itself. lol
8:09:45 PM atheftthrunotion: douches
8:13:11 PM Eyedea: lol
8:13:16 PM Eyedea: >movie video game
8:13:19 PM Eyedea: >expecting people to care
8:14:34 PM atheftthrunotion: lol
8:19:28 PM Eyedea: seriously though
8:19:33 PM Eyedea: megan fox looks sticky to the touch
8:19:38 PM Eyedea: what with the liberally applied makeup and all
8:20:17 PM atheftthrunotion: i'd still fuck her, but that's besides the point
8:20:25 PM Eyedea: that is besides the point
8:20:32 PM Eyedea: id hate fuck her
8:20:39 PM Eyedea: but i wouldnt go on a date with her
8:20:39 PM atheftthrunotion: lol
8:21:30 PM atheftthrunotion: lol no way. going out on a date with hollywood star is out of the question
8:24:12 PM Eyedea: fuck that
8:24:17 PM Eyedea: especially a sticky slut like megan god damn fox
8:24:19 PM Eyedea: you dont date that
8:24:39 PM atheftthrunotion: you one night stand that
8:24:44 PM Eyedea: fuck yea
8:24:46 PM Eyedea: lights off
8:24:56 PM atheftthrunotion: head in the pillow
8:25:10 PM Eyedea: with my nigga bovice involved
8:25:17 PM atheftthrunotion: viking helment tightly fastened to ones head
8:25:23 PM Eyedea: tightly
8:25:39 PM atheftthrunotion: supa glu dat shit on
8:25:48 PM atheftthrunotion: then stick it on her ass when your done just before you walk out the door
8:26:05 PM Eyedea: not a single word is said
8:26:21 PM atheftthrunotion: no grunting either
8:26:24 PM atheftthrunotion: if she screams, slap her
8:27:00 PM Eyedea: ive always wanted to slap a bitch right after sex
8:27:03 PM Eyedea: and run off into the night
8:27:10 PM atheftthrunotion: how about during sex?
8:27:28 PM Eyedea: no, ruins the surprise
8:27:33 PM atheftthrunotion: lol
8:27:35 PM Eyedea: have you no sense of tactics?
8:27:36 PM Eyedea: god
8:28:22 PM atheftthrunotion: why is it, that all your goals in life are fucked up?
8:28:29 PM atheftthrunotion: lol
8:28:58 PM atheftthrunotion: you wanna slap a bitch after fucking her, you said you wanted to feel someone's life escape them under your grip...
8:29:05 PM Eyedea: because internet